The DORK Club

November 30 [2004]

We’ll make you a gun shaped like a snake that folds up and fits into an attaché case

Filed under: Games — vector_black @ 10:51pm

MGS 3 is a game in which you can eat things. He just ate the hell out of that forest. Eating fish underwater while fighting a boss and performing surgery. Ate that flying squirrel and some fruit.

“You can feed on a tree frog,”
Survive to Live.

(vector_black link)



November 22 [2004]

On World of Warcraft and nearly two months of inactivity

Filed under: Guild — wedge55 @ 10:27am

Only the first part, actually.

So here’s the deal: if you want to play World of Warcraft with us (and really, who wouldn’t?) we’ll be playing Horde on the PvP server on the Pacific tab. If there is more than one PvP server in the Pacific tab, then keep your eyes on Expect Nothing and the Kali Compton guild website. We’ll be playing as Horde on which ever server they land on. I will also update this website with an actual server name once Blizzard decides we’re important enough to receive the information. Servers go live at midnight tonight, so expect an update then at the very latest.

Update: Tichondrius PvP it is!



November 19 [2004]

n00b world and items

Filed under: Games, Site — vector_black @ 12:07pm

Gordon Freeman runs and jumps. Climbs ladders (with difficulty).
He has a physics gun.

Incidentally, in between the two links to October 2004 in the archives page, there’s a link to updates from December 0000. No entries, though — it’s very sad.

(vector_black wins again)

November 11 [2004]

ding; gratz

Filed under: Fool, Life — vector_black @ 2:36pm

If it’s happiness you want, then happiness you’ll get. Happiness from all directions.
It’ll come flying at you.

(vector_black is fired)

November 6 [2004]

and chilly

Filed under: Site — vector_black @ 11:56pm

Thanks to the efforts of wedge55, we now enjoy a fully functional dorkclub.com. And it displays correctly in Mozilla. Please enjoy the forums.

“it is tired

and feet cold.”

(vector_black WoWcraft)

November 1 [2004]

Carefully think about it and you’ll see

Filed under: Games, Life — vector_black @ 7:54am

We’re all done with that now. I hope you had as much fun as I did, because these things are important. They are important to you. These things — they are important to you. I really don’t want to play Metal Gear Solid, but because of that damn box I might just have to.

That damn box. But it’s our job; we’re changing your mind in ways you don’t even notice.

(vector_black story)



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