I was watching the tv late last night, and I realized that it was right. I couldn’t explain it; it was as though I had finally realized something I had known all the time. An entire lifetime of worry and uncertainty melted away in the blink of an eye. It was just… …right.

I knew my place in the world, and I knew my place in the higher planes. Immediately, I set out to spread the word. I had to let everyone know. The signs were all there, and the tv show was drawing to a close.

I was too late, though. My newfound faith left me as soon as my buttocks lifted from the couch.

The radio beckons to me.