Comments on: A productive day at work http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:52:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: PawelMaji http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1098 PawelMaji Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1098 the lim of ln(x) as x->∞ does not = 1, ln(x)-> ∞. In fact, ln(e) = 1. If anything, the function, f(x) you're looking for is f(x) = 1-e^(e-x) and the lim f(x)->1 as x->∞. I've also added a shift delay making f(e)=0. Consequently, f(0) = -14.15. However, if you wanted the function to asytotically reach the negative y-axis as x->0, you use f(x) = e^(-100/x)-e^(e-x). Note that f(e)~=0 due to precision problems the new term adds. But when x=e: e^(-100/e) = 1.05E-16 which is negligible for our needs the lim of ln(x) as x->∞ does not = 1, ln(x)-> ∞. In fact, ln(e) = 1.

If anything, the function, f(x) you’re looking for is f(x) = 1-e^(e-x) and the lim f(x)->1 as x->∞. I’ve also added a shift delay making f(e)=0. Consequently, f(0) = -14.15.

However, if you wanted the function to asytotically reach the negative y-axis as x->0, you use f(x) = e^(-100/x)-e^(e-x). Note that f(e)~=0 due to precision problems the new term adds. But when x=e: e^(-100/e) = 1.05E-16 which is negligible for our needs

]]> By: PawelMaji http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1099 PawelMaji Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1099 *asymptotically, I flunked english in high school :[ *asymptotically, I flunked english in high school :[

]]> By: wedge55 http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1100 wedge55 Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1100 I knew we needed a calculator. I knew we needed a calculator.

]]> By: vector_black http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1101 vector_black Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1101 But it's good we display how stupid we are. That way there won't be any mistake about it. But it’s good we display how stupid we are. That way there won’t be any mistake about it.

]]> By: PawelMaji http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1102 PawelMaji Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1102 A cuntulater, dicktionary, incyclopeedia... whatever. If man was smart, he wouldn't need a computer to play games, he'd just use his own damn mind. In fact this all plays into my theory that future humans will all be mentally retarded individuals. They would all use "technology" to make advances for humankind, giving most of the population less of a reason to use their brains, and more reasons to become mindless slaves to sex to just propagate even stupider progeny. To prevent this, I'll refuse to even touch a woman and furiously masturbate +3 times a day. Hopefully all idiots will follow my example and we can end this genetic dead end. A cuntulater, dicktionary, incyclopeedia… whatever. If man was smart, he wouldn’t need a computer to play games, he’d just use his own damn mind.

In fact this all plays into my theory that future humans will all be mentally retarded individuals. They would all use “technology” to make advances for humankind, giving most of the population less of a reason to use their brains, and more reasons to become mindless slaves to sex to just propagate even stupider progeny.

To prevent this, I’ll refuse to even touch a woman and furiously masturbate +3 times a day. Hopefully all idiots will follow my example and we can end this genetic dead end.

]]> By: vector_black http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1103 vector_black Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1103 I intend to perpetuate it enough to compensate for pawelmaji's efforts. Might as well join in, bud. I intend to perpetuate it enough to compensate for pawelmaji’s efforts. Might as well join in, bud.

]]> By: Piyonugget http://www.dorkclub.com/a-productive-day-at-work/comment-page-1#comment-1104 Piyonugget Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.dorkclub.com/?p=884#comment-1104 This is the new pornography. This is the new pornography.

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