August 21 [2004]

A productive day at work

Filed under: Life — vector_black @ 6:26 AM

Sometimes we do this:

In this photo you can see wedge refining our respect calculations (in fluid ounces) from the simpler “respect = x^2″ on the left to its slightly more complex and accurate form on the right. Below that, my technical brilliance is displayed as I craft a new genius-level play for our o-line.

(vector_black Kicking Things Around Day)

7 Comments »

  1. the lim of ln(x) as x->∞ does not = 1, ln(x)-> ∞. In fact, ln(e) = 1.

    If anything, the function, f(x) you’re looking for is f(x) = 1-e^(e-x) and the lim f(x)->1 as x->∞. I’ve also added a shift delay making f(e)=0. Consequently, f(0) = -14.15.

    However, if you wanted the function to asytotically reach the negative y-axis as x->0, you use f(x) = e^(-100/x)-e^(e-x). Note that f(e)~=0 due to precision problems the new term adds. But when x=e: e^(-100/e) = 1.05E-16 which is negligible for our needs

    Comment by PawelMaji — August 21 [2004] @ 9:37 AM

  2. *asymptotically, I flunked english in high school :[

    Comment by PawelMaji — August 21 [2004] @ 9:38 AM

  3. I knew we needed a calculator.

    Comment by wedge55 — August 21 [2004] @ 1:38 PM

  4. But it’s good we display how stupid we are. That way there won’t be any mistake about it.

    Comment by vector_black — August 21 [2004] @ 2:38 PM

  5. A cuntulater, dicktionary, incyclopeedia… whatever. If man was smart, he wouldn’t need a computer to play games, he’d just use his own damn mind.

    In fact this all plays into my theory that future humans will all be mentally retarded individuals. They would all use “technology” to make advances for humankind, giving most of the population less of a reason to use their brains, and more reasons to become mindless slaves to sex to just propagate even stupider progeny.

    To prevent this, I’ll refuse to even touch a woman and furiously masturbate +3 times a day. Hopefully all idiots will follow my example and we can end this genetic dead end.

    Comment by PawelMaji — August 21 [2004] @ 7:05 PM

  6. I intend to perpetuate it enough to compensate for pawelmaji’s efforts. Might as well join in, bud.

    Comment by vector_black — August 21 [2004] @ 10:39 PM

  7. This is the new pornography.

    Comment by Piyonugget — August 24 [2004] @ 12:09 AM

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