I would like to make a public apology to Thor Antrim, whom I dreamed I was on a road trip with last night. We were having a wonderful time, I’m sure, quite lovely, but when we stayed over at somebody’s house to escape the weather, I’m afraid I did a terrible thing to him.

I abandoned him for a threesome with a pair of gorgeous women. This, in and of itself, would be forgivable, but my error becomes clear when I relate to you the part that transformed this from a strange, Freudian dream to a Freudian nightmare: as it turns out, they weren’t quite women.

AAAAAAAAAAH!!! ~claws out his own brain.~