As you can see, my Sisters of Battle army has been busy purging the Kaurava system of heretics, with non-believers now confined to a single planet. It’s been a long, repetitive journey to get to this point, but now only the Necron and Eldar armies stand between me and a bland in-game cinematic. I plan to rip through the Necron territories as quickly as possible before savoring each and every Eldar kill. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s space elves.

In other RTS news, three new Warcraft 3 replays are now online. The extended DORK Club family and I have been working on getting our 25 win icons on these terrible, terrible accounts of ours. If we actually used viable strategies, we might even earn them before this time next year.

In order to ease this site’s transition from sporadically-updated personal site to rapidfire news blog, I’ve installed an RSS reader (specifically, RSS Reader) and subscribed to every gaming site with anything even remotely resembling an RSS feed. Every ten minutes the program chimes annoyingly and informs me of any new headlines. This allows me to spend my days watching news stories slowly crawl their way across the Internet, as every gaming news sites digests and regurgitates the same scrapes of new information. Of course, I’ve subscribed to this site as well, and I like to watch as this obscure corner of the Internet beats many of the larger sites to copy-pasting the news of the day. Take that, Kotaku.

Mostly I’ve just been posting news stories that interest me which, as I’m sure you can imagine, significantly limits the pool of potential posts. As fun as it is to watch Guitar Hero and Rock Band stories worm through my tracked RSS feeds, I’ll refrain from adding to the rhythm game noise. Unless it’s to reiterate how much I suck at them.

Also, I’m still not quite sure what to do with these nightly blog posts, as this meandering, self-indulgent mess clearly shows. Don’t be too surprised should they disappear entirely at any point in the coming weeks. For now, just be thankful I spared you the pretentious analysis of The Decalogue I got halfway through writing for tonight. Next time, you may not be so lucky.