Ok! The new layout is now online, lots of articles/features have been purged from the site, and registration is now required in order to comment. The main reason for this change from Movable Type to Word Press was WP’s super duper spam fighting features. Deleting over 18,000 spam comments isn’t my idea of a smashing good time. In order to comment, you’ll now need to register with dorkclub.com (which requires a valid e-mail address) and log in. Also, the words “xanax,” “viagra,” “breast,” and “poker” will get your comment instantly deleted before it even reaches anyone’s eyes. So don’t use them. Dorkclub.com staffers are already registered. If you can’t guess what your password is (hint: the same damn thing I always set it to), then contact me in some way.

All posts have been transfered from Movable type and all non-spam comments before October 2004 survived as well.

Everything else is pretty much self-explanitory. As always, expect 404 pages and broken images and don’t expect anything more out of me today.

More to come.