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[His and His Circumstances: The Collected Works]
by wedge55 Act 1 [For All The Dreamers: Our Planet's Dream is Not Over Yet] All of a sudden there’s a big explosion and everything goes all white and Cloud turns around and sees this tall good looking man with dark black hair and a scar cut across his face and he has this weird sword where like the handle is like a gun and the sword part is like a normal blade that he thinks looks like a gunblade. “Hi my name is Squall,” says this man. “My name is Cloud Strife,” says Cloud. They shake hands but then there’s another big explosion and everything goes all white again just like it did before when Squall was sent through the Eternal Time Portal of Light. Then there’s this huge purple monster standing by them with big claws and teeth and horns and it roars so loud that the ground shakes a lot. Cloud takes his sword and swings it at the monster and so does Squall but the monster blocks the swords with his big claws and all these sparks rain down like water falling from the sky. The monster roars again and charges Cloud who gets hit and goes flying against a wall. Squall says “I WILL DESTROY YOU!” and jumps into the air and swings his sword and cuts off one of the monster’s horns. While the monster’s screaming in pain Cloud gets up and swings his sword too and cuts off the other horn. Now the monster’s really mad and it lunges forward but it trips because it’s not used to the world and because it’s body is still kind of shaky from traveling through the Eternal Time Portal of Light. But it trips and it’s falling towards Squall and he’s going to be squished to death but Cloud runs really fast and says “LIMIT BREAK!” and spins around and shoots fire and there’s light reflecting off of the walls and it’s bouncing back at the monster like laser beams and with a loud pop sound the monster explodes getting guts all over Cloud and Squall but at least they’re both alive. Squall runs over and hugs Cloud and looks into his eyes and says “Thanks you for saving me Cloud.” Then they fuck. Act 2 [Uncer Cerulean Skies] It has been several days since Squall came through the Eternal Time Portal of Light and met Cloud and they killed that monster that followed him through the portal to this world. Since then the two young male lovers have been spending their time engaging in the pleasures of the flesh with one another and enjoying their new romantic loving. But soon that loving will come to an end for that monster which had followed Squall was a servant of the Grand Lord of Darkness himself named Xandxerzorg. Xandxerzorg is pure evil and is seeking to destroy the universe because he wants to kill God and that is the only way he can do it because if the universe is destroyed then God is killed with it. So then Cloud and Squall are walking through the woods and they meet this red spiky haired guy named Crono who looks a lot like Goku (from DBZ) only different and he has this big katana bladed sword with him. “Hi Crono.” “Hi Cloud” “Hi Crono.” “Hi Squall.” Then the forest explodes into a fireball of flames and the heat is so great that even Crono’s katana bladed sword and Cloud’s buster sword and Squall’s gunblade all melt so they have no weapons. Then there's this big flash of light and all the flames stop burning and turn into a mammoth beast made out of fire. “What are we going to do?” asks everybody. “We must do a combo tech,” says Crono because combo techs are his specialty. “Combo tech engage!” “Combo tech engage!” “Combo tech engage!” The three heroes glow blue and blue light shines across the land as they engage the water elemental Water Spirit Launcher triple tech combo. The fire demon is powerless and dies because fire is the opposite of water. “We did it,” says Crono. “But look! A portal to the evil one Xandxerzorg lies open for us to venture forth into.” But first the trio fucks. And well. Act 3 [A Portal Reopened: And the Planet Begins to Shake] Cloud, Squall, and Crono have passed through the portal leading to Xandxerzorg’s world a few days ago and have been traveling questing since then. “Hey Squall,” says Cloud, “isn’t his your homeworld too?” Squall smiles and gives Cloud a lick. Crono does too. “Yes it is,” Squall answers. All of a sudden out of the shadows jumps a dark figure quickly before the trio can react but the character is darkened and they cannot tell who it is because the person appeared so quickly and is hidden under the shadows. Squall narrows his eyes, trying to focus on this shady figure. He realizes who it is, it’s Kid! “I realize who it is, it’s Kid!” Shouts Squall. Kid looks cute, for a girl, and runs up to the three guys and says “Bugger bugger, mate” and then gives Squall an open mouth kiss with tongue. “Squall!” says Cloud. “Squall!” says Crono. He says this at the same time as Cloud. They are both shocked because Kid is a girl and her and Squall is kissing. Squall stops and blushes a lot. “Oops, sorry guys. This is Kid, her and I used to be sex lovers.” “Sex lovers?!?!?!?!” Cloud and Crono say this at the same time too. “I used to like girls for love, but I like men now thanks to you two, Cloud and Crono.” Kid is surprised. “Bugger! Ya bugger, mate?” Squall goes and stands next to Cloud and Crono and puts his arms around them. “I’m sorry Kid, but I’m with Cloud and Crono now, but we’ve come back to destroy the Grand Lord of Darkness Xandxerzorg. Will you help us.” “Ya mate,” says Kid, “bugger.” “Then we must venture forth to Xandxerzorg’s Fortress of Pain!” says Crono and he begins to venture onward towards the Fortress of Pain to continue his questing. “But wait!” says Cloud and Squall kind of says it too but not as much. He kind of whispers it only without saying anything. “Bugger?” asks Kid. “You’re right,” says Crono, taking off his pants. Then the quadreldelet fucks. Except Kid, because she’s a girl and they have no use for a vagina. “Gooey bugger slide, mate,” Kid mutters under her breath and she goes back to hiding in the shadows to escape her mate’s sounds of pleasure. The trio keeps fucking. Act 4 [Der Willie Zur Macht] Several more days have passed since the previous passing of several days which came after the previous passing of several days that came before that second set of several days passing. “Halt,” says a voice who is guarding the entrance to The Grand Lord Xandxerzorg’s Fortress of Pain which the trio (plus one female) has recently arrived at after several grueling days of questing and lovemaking. Except Kid doesn’t participate in the lovemaking because she’s a girl and that’s gross. “It is Fei Fong Wong,” says Squall, pointing at Fei Fong Wong. “Who goes there?” asks Fei Fong Wong. “We are -adventurers- questing to ‘slay’ -Xandxerzorg- and end his reign of evil terror,” says Cloud, drawing his Buster Sword. “I hope we won’t have any ‘trouble’ from you,” says Crono, sexually. “I cannot allow you to pass!” shouts Fei Fong Wong, vigorously. “I have an ‘idea’” says Squall, who has an idea, “Kid, seduce Fei Fong Wong so we can slip past Fei Fong Wong and ‘slay’ -Xandxerzorg-.” He says this so Fei Fong Wong doesn’t hear it but Kid and Cloud and Crono can hear it. “Aye, mate. Bugger,” Says Kid as she removes her top to reveal her glorious under aged breasts, the kind Japanese character designers find so appealing. Fei Fong Wong looks excited because he likes women as he has yet to discover the benefits of man-loving. “Woe is me,” says Fei Fong Wong. “Should I give in to my -sexual- desires and make yucky man-girl love to this beautiful ‘15-year-old’ girl or should I stand my guard and -slay- these ‘adventurers’? My life is so hard. I want to -sex- but I cannot for it is wrong yet I must. What should I do? I cannot decide.” “Mate,” says Kid as she approaches Fei Fong Wong, licking her breasts. Then Fei Fong Wong gets crucified and the quadrupledredtetelation (minus one female) enter the Fortress of Pain, fucking as they go. Act 5 [Somebody to Love] “There it is,” says Squall, pointing to it, “after all our questing, we’ve finally made it.” Squall, Cloud, Crono, and Kid stand before the legendary Gateway to Oblivion which leads to the Grand Lord Xandxerzorg’s inner sanctuary within his Fortress of Pain. After many weeks of questing, adventuring, leveling up, and male-on-male love action, the quadrunisphere’s journey is almost complete. Squall, Cloud, and Crono are sad. Kid isn’t because she’s gay like that. “Let’s do this,” Cloud says symbolically as he draws his Buster Sword. “Xandxerzorg is going down,” Squall says haphazardly as he readies his Gunblade. “For the glory of the universe’s eternal dream,” Crono says meticulously as he unsheathes his katana blade. “Aye, mate,” Kid says, drawing her daggers. Nobody notices because they really don’t like her very much. Squall launches his GF Guardian Force Quezacotl junction lightning storm attack, sending waves of blue shining rays of glimmering electric charged energy beams at the Gateway to Oblivion. The door explodes and the explosion is so loud that Squall, Cloud, and Crono each have to cover their ears. Kid doesn’t cover her ears and is now deaf. Cloud and Crono run into the room and perform their Duel Red Hope combo tech, sending waves of elemental ice towards Xandxerzorg. “Ha ha ha!” shouts Xandxerzorg who stands up from his Throne of Forever, stomaching the blast of icy cold freezing from the Duel Red Hope attack. “I am not even fazed by your attack! HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!” Xandxerzorg is just a little old man with a cane and he’s wearing this black robe and he has a beard and his eyes kind of glow red a little bit. He looks like pure evil destined to forever torment the universe of good. Kid, still deaf and unable to hear, leaps forward, first hitting Xandxerzorg with a weak attack for one stamina point. Then kid uses two more stamina points to follow up with a medium attack. Next, she hits Xandxerzorg with a strong attack, because its chance to hit is now higher after hitting him with both her weak and medium attacks, using three more stamina points doing that. Thanks to that Dreamer’s Scarf Kid has equipped, her elemental grid is now filled up to level seven so Kid uses her HotShot attack that Serge found from that time he went into the past thanks to the powers of Masa, Mune, and Doreen and used the code “LARAX” on that machine on the first floor of Lucca’s orphanage before saving Kid from the fire that Lynx and Harle started and that killed Lucca and presumably a bunch of children but that fact was kind of not mentioned. Xandxerzorg explodes. BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET! Lord Xandxerzorg’s Throne of Forever bursts open and all this bright green light blinds everyone and they can’t see and then all this music stat’s playing that’s all like “DOMINO! DOMINO!” and all religious and vehicular sounding. Then Lord Xandxerzorg’s fallen corpse body bursts into green fire that’s the same color as the light and the entire Fortress of Pain starts to disappear beneath the quadrelellogram’s feet and now they’re standing on space and it’s all black with stars whizzing around beneath their feet. Then Xandxerzorg’s body is floating in the air and it melts and he transforms into a four-winged angle with feathers and light flying off of him in all directions while the music is still going “DOMINO! DOMINO!” and sounding peninsular. Xandxerzorg shoots four lasers, one from each wing, at each member of the quadrinity. Now Cloud, Squall, and Crono are at 1 HP! Kid is dead. “What are we going to do?!” asks Crono but he also yells it. “I love you, Cloud and Crono,” says Squall. “I love you, Crono and Squall,” says Cloud. “I love you, Squall and Cloud,” says Crono. Then, with the entire hope of existence resting on their shoulders, the trio (formerly a quardrepede), begins to fuck to prevent the Time Crash, Time Compressions, and Day of Lavos. It is the only road they know, and the only option they have not yet extinguished. Xandxerzorg begins using his magic, making giant glowing circles and mathematic formulas appear all over the ground and walls but then stops. He watches these three beautiful men enjoying each other’s bodies and is moved like he has never been moved before. Suddenly it all makes sense. “Forgive me,” Grand Lord Xandxerzorg starts, “I did not know the glory of men. I am sorry. Throughout my life I thought I did not need the love of others. I thought my own love would be enough for me. Now, seeing how happy you three men are when enjoying the pleasures of the sex, I realize how wrong I was. I may not have time left in my life to love another, but perhaps I can set things right by doing what I have always done – loving myself.” With that, Lord Xandxerzorg turns his four angel wings on himself, plunging them deep within each of the soft, quivering holes populating his body. His last moments are a mixture of pleasure and pain, as he is torn to shreds by his own angelic form. As he bursts into a cloud of man-flesh and feathers, releasing his final gasp of pleasure, Crono, Cloud, and Squall find themselves once again within the Fortress of Pain. “What happened?” asks Crono. “I think it’s finally over,” says Cloud with a smile. Squall smiles too, giving Cloud a long, wet kiss of agreement. “The planet is finally safe. The lifestream is restored. We rescued the princess. We defeated the Catholic church. All is finally right.” “Not everything,” Crono says blissfully, “Cloud and I are still strangers in this world, we have a home we must return to.” “You are right,” agrees Squall, “the universe’s does not yet flow with the fruits of our labor.” The trio heads towards the Eternal Time Portal of Light, each sad but not showing their sadness by being strong men. As they reach the Eternal Time Portal of Light, a single tear runs down Squall’s face. Crono licks the tear from Squall’s cheek, giving him one last kiss, while gently feeling his firm buttocks muscles with both his hands. “Goodbye,” says Crono, stepping into the Eternal Time Portal of Light and disappearing with a bright blue burst of bright blue bursting light. Then, with a heavy heart and a heavy crotch, Squall and Cloud fuck one last time. |
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