Back in Azeroth
Me working at an MMO company is like a pedophile getting a job at a preschool. Nevermind the games we publish; not a day goes by without at least one lengthy World of Warcraft discussion. My boss tells me about his pick-up Sunwell Plateau raid and relays last night’s PvP stories. Half the office does their daily quests during their lunch break. And then on Thursday night, I shared a BART ride home with a co-worker—A solid forty minutes spent reminiscing about those halcyon days of raiding at 60.
It was only a matter of time:

I’m weak. I couldn’t hold out until Wrath of the Lich King.
PvP zones, destructible buildings, siege weapons, and a new class that plays like the combination of an affliction warlock, a frost mage, and a vampire ensures I’ll at least level to 80. But in the meantime, arena season 4 starts on June 24, and I’ve got AVs to AFK in so I can buy the season 2 arena set when it’s downgraded to honor gear. If everyone’s favorite figureprintable priest is going to lay dormant, nothing more than a searchable query in the Armory, then he may as well look awesome while doing it.
EDIT – The first thing I see when I log in:

:(

Kojima, level 49 Orc warrior.
Comment by vector_black — June 14 [2008] @ 9:02 AM
Your name can’t be more than 12 characters, and the word “deathknight” is 11 characters long. So much for Deathknightpfhor.
In related news:
Comment by wedge55 — June 14 [2008] @ 1:44 PM
So, there’s this new scroll of resurrection feature that allows me to send you a code that you can use to reactivate your account for 10 days, if you’re interested.
Comment by wedge55 — June 14 [2008] @ 5:05 PM
Hells yes!
Comment by vector_black — June 14 [2008] @ 8:19 PM
It’s been sent to whatever email account you used, yo.
Comment by wedge55 — June 14 [2008] @ 9:18 PM
I’m pretty fucking glad some kid in kentucky paid me 300 bucks for my stupid rogue
Comment by Leadpipe — June 14 [2008] @ 9:56 PM
im pretty glad you blew that money long ago
Comment by hahndog — June 15 [2008] @ 3:22 PM
I’m pretty glad to be playing World of Warcraft, honestly. That new shaman talent that replaced LOL 2 HANDED AXES makes my character actually playable. Huzzah!
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Comment by popcornchicken — June 20 [2008] @ 11:10 AM
Thankfully the spam bots leave the comments alone.
Comment by wedge55 — June 20 [2008] @ 5:03 PM
I just wanted to share that email with you, old chap.
best regards.
Comment by popcornchicken — June 20 [2008] @ 10:42 PM
Damn the link is dead
Comment by Leadpipe — June 21 [2008] @ 9:34 AM
mike brust owned
Comment by hahndog — June 22 [2008] @ 7:50 PM