Everyone generally agrees that April Fool’s Day and the Internet don’t mix, esspecially when it comes to gaming sites. Every video game “journalist,” professional or otherwise, seems to agree the writing a fake news story declaring SEGA PURCHASED BY NINTENDO OMG! or STARCRAFT 2 STARING THE CAREBEARS is the ultimate incarnation of hilarity. We disagree.

That’s why we’re not just covering E3 this year, we’re un-covering it. It’s like April Fool’s Day, all week long. Because it takes a week of stupid, similar jokes before they start getting funny.