I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast today. It consisted of Skippy Super Chunk Peanut Butter and Mary Ellen pure seedless blackberry jam spread on two full slices of Oroweat oatnut bread. It was, for all intensive purposes, delicious.

My lunch was simply a bag of Ritz Bits Peanut Butter Sandwiches I purchased from the vending machine at work for $0.55. It was, for all intensive purposes, delicious.

For dinner, my wonderful mother prepared a dish consisting of Tyson frozen chicken, Golden Grain Mission fettuccine, Campbell’s cream of chicken soup, Precious shredded mozzarella cheese, and Inglenbrook Chablis. It was, for all intensive purposes, delicious.

I am sharing this information with you because I have no way to provide you with an image revealing the glory that is a pink backlit GBA. This is, as usual, LeadPipe’s fault as he does not have a digital camera he can actually use. He is, for all intensive purposes, an idiot.