I think this fashion of low riding pants combined with tiny, high-riding thongs has gone too far when I can honestly say that today I saw a woman’s ass, and not her face.

I mean, I’m all for asses, don’t get me wrong. But they’re not something you can just show to people. Breasts ARE, because there is nothing bad about them. They are fantastic in every way.

Asses on the other hand, along with pooping, fart from time to time. When I see a butt, I don’t think, “I want to touch that.” Not if I don’t even know the person. I think, “I hope they wipe their ass sufficiently or I could be really grossed out here in a second.”