Butt Shovel
I have a single 180 page spiral bound notebook which I used for all the classes I took over the summer as well as all the classes I took last quarter. I don�t take many notes. I don�t plan on buying a new notebook for this quarter either, even though the number of remaining pages is numbering fewer and fewer. Though I rarely record anything which is written on the board and usually trust my memory to serve me well enough come exam time, I do manage to fill these pages as my mind wanders from the lecture topic at hand. Random thoughts about the latest Final Fantasy game, strange phrases which I find incredibly clever at 8:00 AM on a cold Monday morning, and new ways to describe my multi-faceted penis litter this notebook. However, rather than actually taking these thoughts any further (as this site�s extreme inactivity over the last six months or so clearly shows), I normally return home and spend my time playing video games (99% of the time the video game in question has been World of Warcraft), avoiding school work, or rummaging through the few useful tatters of the Internet (which vector_black tells me that Wired told him we shouldn�t capitalize any more).
That�s really just a lot of useless words leading up to this: I plan on trying to maybe update with a slightly greater frequency. Possibly. I doubt I�ll be able to churn out daily updates as I so aptly did in the days of my youth. I�m not entirely sure how I managed to find something to write about each and every night, but I did it. Surely I can manage to scrape something together three or four days out of the week in my old age. Then again, we�ll see how appealing this prospect seems tomorrow morning when my orc warlock has a couple �bubbles� of rest experience just begging to be used up.
And yes, the forums are still down, comments for old updates are saturated with spam, and Movable Type is only 50% functional. Still.
To further summarize: meta-content, blah-blah-blah, false promises, butt shovel.
�Butt shovel� may just be the most hilarious phrase ever built by man.
