Wedge55 no longer loves you. There will be no more stories about Germany — no more Vonich blades, kernel32, or canned fish. And no more Cuba.

Manatee no longer loves you. There will be no more social commentary, ninja forests, or odd seven-dimensional boys.

Piyonugget no longer loves you. There will be no more tales of his sexual misadventures or his thoughts on logic/God.

ShootMe no longer loves you (he never did).

Henceforth, this page shall be a degenerate malestrom of whatever I dinæ know! issues from me.

In other words, no change. Go about your DORK clubbing as usual, plz k thx lol wtf.

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