Right. It seems I’ll be sans Internet (which I always capitalize) for a while. My housemates (formerly apartmentmates) and I have recently moved into a house we’ll be renting for the next year, assuming they don’t throw us out beforehand. Unfortunately, this house has no DSL line and as we eagerly wait for one to be installed, we’re left only with tried-and-true dial-up Internet access. For me, this means AOL. Personally, I try to spend as much time not using AOL as possible, seeing as how my being online both prevents anyone at this home from using the telephone, but also prevents my parents, who own the AOL account I so lovingly use, from getting online themselves. Besides, it hurts my brain. Until we’re able to secure some form of broadband access, don’t expect to see either vector_black or myself online with any regularity. You’ll be the first to know when the situation changes. So much for the return of daily updates, eh?

Over the course of the last week, I was busy visiting Piyonugget down in Irvine, California, home of Blizzard Entertainment, Taco Bell, and Geoff Frazier. The entirety of the city was comprised of massive corporate headquarters and large shopping centers filled to capacity with fast food restaurants of any variety imaginable, with the occasional apartment complex thrown in for good measure. It was weird. Piyonugget mentioned Fast Food Nation, a book which I will most likely never read, during my stay with him. All these elements, coupled with nothing to do during my 63 minute flight home, lead to this. Hurray for new articles!

The last batch of new Warcraft 3 replays will be online sometime on July 1. If you have any entertaining Warcraft 3 replays, be sure to send them to wedge55@dorkclub.com before then. After July 1 (of 2003), dorkclub.com will only be accepting replays for Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne. The Warcraft 3 replay page has been updated accordingly.

See you soon.