I’m sorry for doubting you Animal Crossing, can you ever forgive me? Don’t look at me like that. I said I was sorry! What do you want me to say? You’re beautiful in every possible way. I love the way your pointless gameplay is surprisingly fun. You are perfect. I’m sorry I had thoughts about other games. Can’t you find it in your plastic core to forgive me? What’s that? You can? Thank you Animal Crossing! Thank you! I promise I won’t do you wrong. Now, uh, can you hurry up and open Mr. Nook’s store?