It’s about time they made it official. Looks like I won’t have to lose my import cherry after all.

I do hate to bring up matters of continuity, but I really enjoyed The DORK Club’s First Annual Search Results of Sadness. So much so, in fact, that we’re going to be doing it again. Right now! Only this time we’ll just call it Search Results of Sadness, because it’s no longer first and it’s no longer annual, but I think that was fairly obvious to most of you. I may or may not turn this thing into some sort of running feature/article. I actually like it quite a bit, because it gives me a chance to be clever and witty (read: lazy and stupid). Right. Search queries.

“System Shock 2″ install “Windows XP” – Last time I checked, it works just fine, even on Microsoft’s latest attempt to suck the soul from every honest human on the planet, God-faring or otherwise.

“timesplitters 2″ “silly hats” – How do you get those silly hats to work? I guess if I knew, we may have had another loyal visitor on our hands. But I don’t. So we don’t. Sorrow.

how wide can the anus be stretched dork club – Hey, it looks like I’m generating some sort of following, albeit a sickeningly disturbing one.

+”rectal diameter” – Maybe a bit too much of a following…

hentain games – MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

You’re right, that was stupid. I’ll never do this again.