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Halo 3 makes more money than anything else, ever
In the last 24 hours, Halo 3 made more money than either Spider-Man 3 or Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows did within the same time period. Congratulations on your newest $170 million, Microsoft. No adjustment has been made to take the difference in price between a $10 movie ticket, a $20 book, and a $120 cat helmet into effect. Regardless, be sure to celebrate with a Halo 3-themed Whopper meal and the largest bottle of Game Fuel you can get your greasy gaming hands on. I’ll be doing my part.
Start another fight.
Comment by vector_black — September 26 [2007] @ 5:31 PM
I wasn’t going to buy some game fuel until you said it tastes like gummi worms.
Comment by Leadpipe — September 26 [2007] @ 5:43 PM
I’ve missed you, Mike Brust.
Comment by wedge55 — September 26 [2007] @ 5:52 PM
I miss Mike Brust’s ass. That sweet sweet ass.
Comment by Piyonugget — September 26 [2007] @ 7:12 PM
Let me just say this the gamer fuel is quite good considering and also they helmet would be crazy if it was any bigger like say the size of someones penis
Comment by hahndog — September 26 [2007] @ 9:19 PM
btw i delivered a pizza to someone in line to buy halo three so yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Comment by hahndog — September 26 [2007] @ 9:20 PM
I wish you could buy the helmet without the game.
Comment by wedge55 — September 26 [2007] @ 9:36 PM
hmm http://cgi.ebay.com/Halo-3-BRAND-NEW-Helmet-2-Bonus-DVDs...
Comment by hahndog — September 26 [2007] @ 11:15 PM
I edited your link so it didn’t destroy the site.
Basically, that guy paid $60 extra for that crap and is now selling it for $60 to someone that probably just paid $60 for the base game. It seems to me they could have saved each other a great deal of effort somehow…
In related news, I’d do disgusting things to that helmet to show Bungie I loved them.
Comment by wedge55 — September 27 [2007] @ 8:07 AM
holy shit someone paid 115 bucks and 15 shipping for that crap
Comment by hahndog — September 27 [2007] @ 6:12 PM
That’s much smarter than just pre-ordering the $120 game.
Comment by wedge55 — September 27 [2007] @ 6:57 PM
I intend to play this game on wedge55’s xbox 360. The one that he has.
Comment by vector_black — September 27 [2007] @ 8:13 PM
Me too.
Comment by wedge55 — September 27 [2007] @ 8:16 PM
I suggested to the rest of the office that we purchase Halo 3-themed Whopper meals with Game Fuel, but it didn’t go over well.
Comment by vector_black — September 27 [2007] @ 8:22 PM
let me say after playing teh game while drinking gamer fuel i feel like more of a man
Comment by hahndog — September 27 [2007] @ 11:32 PM
After inserting my penis into Hahndog’s rectum and then subsequently inserting it into his mouth, after which I inserted my penis into Vector_Black’s rectum, and then into Wedge55’s mouth.
I feel like more of a man.
Comment by Piyonugget — September 28 [2007] @ 6:37 AM