I’ve given up trying to make this site display properly in other browsers. Maybe if I actually knew the limitations of other browsers, and you know, this crazy HTML thing, I could do it. But I don’t, so I can’t. It displays 100% accurately in IE6 and 99% accurately in Netscape 7, what more do you want from me?

For the two of you in the back with no concept of time, today’s Halloween. There’s something special about a day that promotes dressing up like a fool and acting like an idiot. Especially when you can get candy for it. However, around here, October 31 has a little more significance. One year ago today, I decided to turn a dying (dead) online club into a pointless personal page. Actually, this site was going to serve as an archive for the club’s episodes (read: newsletters) while this space was reserved for such exciting things as “Updated Links Page.” It wasn’t before January that I realized what a horrible idea that was. And here we are. To celebrate (in the dullest meaning of the word), I’ve prepared some special treats for everybody.

First, we have a brand new article. It’s about Beast Machines. And One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest. Chances are there isn’t a single person on the Internet who is interested in both. Just in case there is, I peppered the thing with Transformers references, so nobody will understand. Even the article’s tagline is lost on all but the most devote of fans. Oh well, I write most of this stuff for myself anyway. In case you’re wondering, I never did find that image of Charlie Cheswick I needed. Curse you Internet, you may have won the battle, but I will win the war!

I’ve also gone and added several screenshots to the infamous MMORPG article. They would’ve been there sooner, but some staff members don’t know the meaning of the word “now.” I should also mention I now know the glory of ALT tags. Unfortunately, that means you have to deal with them too.

This is one hell of a celebration.

I think I’ll go celebrate not here.