Getting in here is, like, so easy. Seriously. Write in to Wedge, mention that your old web co-workers don’t like you anymore and nobody reads your current site. Just for yucks. With these kind of credentials, you’re good as gold.

So, we’ve all got Metroid now, right? Everybody’s weighed in on it? Neat. I think it’s swell. Of course, I won’t be able to finish it for months, because I can play a maximum of one hour at a time–and that’s if I want to feel queasy for the next two. First person shooters, Spyro the Dragon games, and that Scooby Doo movie all make me want to vomit. The first two are because of motion sickness. So, I totally dizzig the whole Mizzetroid thizzing, but it still induces fits of almost vomiting. Perhaps the fact that I’m still playing it is the best recommendation I can give.

Scooby Doo, though. Woo. Don’t watch that.