Parish has stopped tearing things apart with wit and a surprising lack of obscenity, so now the nerd community will have to turn to me, so that I can tear things apart without wit and with a surprising omni-presence of obscenity.

Matrix 2 sucked. That’s the short version. For the long, spoiler riddled version, go here. But remember that it is spoler filled!

WARNING! SPOILERS!

WARNING 2!!