God is thought of as many different things. Generally God is thought of an idea of a god(s). I think of God as some sort of being that control’s. Specifically, I think of God as some asshole who decides how shitty my life is. Because, let’s face the facts. My life could only be this shitty by the grand design of some major architect.

I do not see any other explanation for the course of actions that have transpired in my short life span. The only explanation must be one that has some being of power that controls my life. In other words, the shittiness of my life is not my fault at all, but rather the work of some malevolent power who decides to punish me in different manners he sees fit.

(Piyonugget realizes that not all people believe in God(s), and Piyonugget is not even offering that god does or does not exist. In fact Piyonugget realizes the inherent flaw in believing in God. However, Piyonugget does not care either way, because Piyonugget is probably the asshole who is making your life shitty like his own.)