I’ve made minor updates to just about every single page here at The DORK club. However, few of them are even noticeable. I love pouring hours into my site and having next to nothing to show for it.

New to the site are two sections, both of which are linked to on the left. The first, cleverly titled “About,” serves as a condensed version of both the FAQ and History of The DORK Club features which have long since been removed. Next, we have the Warcraft 3 Replays page which, just as the title suggests, supplies Warcraft 3 Replays for all your voyeuristic pleasures. It is listed as a completely separate entity rather than included in the Articles Page as I plan to regularly update it with new and exciting replays.

All previous updates are now archived. This should supply minutes of fun for all one of my daily visitors.

Finally, The Episode Archive is no more, as every single episode was utter garbage. Considering the quality of content on this site, you know when I call something garbage, it’s pretty fucking bad. Sadly, The DORK Club without any Transformers content just doesn’t seem like The DORK Club. I would like to write a four part article discussing the history of the Transformers complete with character analyses, some plot synopses, and a rather lengthy discussion of Bob Skir’s lack of talent and how Japan, Hasbro, and Mr. Skir joined forces to destroy what was shaping up to be one of the greatest sci-fi epics of all time. Remember when Star Wars was one of the greatest sci-fi epics of all time? Yeah, me too. Too bad about that…

On a more masochistic note, I plan on playing through Xenogears, from the beginning, for the first time ever. The last time I tried, it was roughly a year ago and I barely made it into the first disc before becoming utterly disgusted with it. Still, a strange desire burns within me to see furry animals crucified. Pray for me fellow reader, (HA! THERE’S NO “S”! I’M SO FUNNY!!!!11) I’ll need all the help I can get.

Yes, that update was as bad as it seemed.