If I could just write an article a week, that would be amazing. Hell, if I could just write an article every other week, that would be amazing. As it is, I have trouble writing a single article every thirty days. Oh well, it’s not like any of my massive readership cares. With that in mind, I present to you another update written for the sake of updating.

What is it with people who play online games? Is there a reason they all have to call themselves things like InfiniteLimit, Chaos_Wing, or xXxDaRkFlAmExXx? You see, I’ve been playing a lot of Warcraft 3 this weekend and, while I feel the game is flawless, the fact that I have to play it with some of this nation’s dumbest really takes a lot out of the experience. Sure, I love calling people “gay,” using the word “u,” and speaking in some unholy form of broken English as much as the next guy, but do we really have to do it all the time.

Of course, being such a caring soul and all, I always take it upon myself to try to teach my fellow man the intricate workings of this thing we call language. When somebody asks me “wutz ur plan, irish,” I’m quick to point out that “wutz” is actually spelled “what’s,” “ur” isn’t even close to being a real word, and the name I’m using happens to be IrishFolkDancer. Their response is usually commenting on my sexual preference, which they seem to think is incredibly clever. The thing is, I just don’t get it. Is saving yourself a whopping five seconds of time really worth looking like a complete idiot? I guess it must be, because one look at any chat log from any online game will quickly prove exactly that. wtf iz wrong wit peepz/ they b gay lol j/k ;-)

Confidential to PopcornChicken: I plumb forgot. If it makes you feel any better, I’ll be around tomorrow. Maybe. Although I doubt I’ll be of any use to you, I remember all that rotational stuff about as well as I remember Billy’s monologue about his prostitutional exploits from Xenogears. I would just rather block some things from my memory