Why do I even bother having a staff to “help” me run this site? Simple, because one day I’m finally going to come to terms with what a terrible idea this whole staff concept is and can them all. Until that day comes, let’s continue to add new staffers so I’ll have more people to “fire.”

Although the Staff Page does not reflect it, dorkclub.com has a new staff member. Long time DORK Club members (none of whom visit this site) will remember Harisn as an active participator in The Old DORK Club. (Note to self: quit referencing “Old DORK Club.” Quit taking actions which require you to do so.) Who knows, maybe this will start a chain reaction and cause long lost DORK Club regulars like Dragoon x6 or King Vudu to make a triumphant return. (Note to self: it won’t.)