Jumping In
I finally joined the current generation and bought an Xbox 360 this past weekend. Now I can sit at the grownups’ table and do stuff like this:
Can a sidebar widget be far behind?
“Going forward,” expect lots of impressions of years old games that are no longer relevant and poorly edited Halo 3 videos. On the Internet! The DORK Club innovates again.

In these days of Gabe Newell.
Comment by vector_black — July 7 [2008] @ 11:47 AM
My Xbox Live ID is tied to my Windows Live ID which is tied to my MSN ID. This means there are random fansite editors and Chinese forum moderators on my Xbox Live friends list.
Comment by wedge55 — July 7 [2008] @ 12:51 PM
Thank god for Web 2.0
Comment by vector_black — July 7 [2008] @ 2:11 PM
The future of interaction.
Comment by wedge55 — July 7 [2008] @ 2:36 PM
woo, add LadyGuardian and I’ll make space for you when I take my system home to my parents’ this weekend so I can get it online for the one and only time this summer.
Comment by LadyGuardian — July 7 [2008] @ 10:27 PM
OMF WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST XBOX LIVE FRIENDS AND PLAY AEGIS WING TOGETHER ALL DAY.
Comment by wedge55 — July 8 [2008] @ 9:30 AM
I tried to add you but it yelled at me because your friends list is full. =(
Comment by wedge55 — July 9 [2008] @ 11:15 AM
It’s okay — I wouldn’t add wedge either.
Comment by vector_black — July 10 [2008] @ 9:30 AM
Probably going to play some Aegis Wing by myself later.
Comment by wedge55 — July 10 [2008] @ 11:32 AM
Don’t forget! This weekend is the DORK Club OA marathon!
Comment by vector_black — July 10 [2008] @ 1:30 PM
Yeah, I suck. MS needs to add a bigger friends list for gold members! Let’s start a revolution.
Comment by LadyGuardian — July 14 [2008] @ 10:29 AM
I logged on Skype early on Saturday morning, but nobody else came to the OA marathon.
So I got the Marathon Man achievement in Halo 3 instead.
Comment by wedge55 — July 14 [2008] @ 3:03 PM
I was hosting my own OA marathon skype party… dunno where the hell you were. I had chips and everything.
Sign back into AIM one of these days, LG, and say hi! Even if only briefly. It’s a less awesome place without you.
Comment by vector_black — July 14 [2008] @ 3:41 PM
jesus fucking christ play some fucking earth defense force 2017 that 0 percent is fucking killing me
Comment by hahndog — July 15 [2008] @ 10:14 AM
and yes i look at your gamer card daily
Comment by hahndog — July 15 [2008] @ 10:27 AM
I’VE BEEN TOO BUSY ACHIEVEMENT HUNTING IN HALO 3!
I’ll play some EDF tonight though. I think I need to go back and play some earlier missions on a harder difficulty so I can unlock new weapons and get past the level I’m stuck on.
Comment by wedge55 — July 15 [2008] @ 12:28 PM
i dont care watch you do just get above 1 percent imo
Comment by hahndog — July 15 [2008] @ 4:10 PM
All the achievements for the game involve clearing all the levels on each difficulty level, so it’ll be a while yet.
Comment by wedge55 — July 15 [2008] @ 4:21 PM
how is EDF? I’ve seen it cheapish around here.
Comment by LadyGuardian — July 15 [2008] @ 5:23 PM
Ace Combat 6
Comment by vector_black — July 15 [2008] @ 9:04 PM
EDF is both better and worse than I was expecting!
Basically, it’s completely mindless, Smash TV/Total Carnage-esque madness with B-movie monsters and great local co-op. And with 100 giant ants on the screen at once.
Comment by wedge55 — July 17 [2008] @ 1:50 PM
sounds about right so why havent you beaten it yet
Comment by hahndog — July 17 [2008] @ 6:16 PM
Oh damn.. I forgot to celebrate Vin Diesel’s 41st birthday this past week. Happy Birthday, Vincent Diesel!
Comment by vector_black — July 20 [2008] @ 8:34 AM
oh god vin diesel and i have the same birthday
Comment by hahndog — July 20 [2008] @ 5:25 PM
I’m on the last level now. I tried it once and died and haven’t tried it again.
Comment by wedge55 — July 21 [2008] @ 11:29 AM
Happy 61st birthday, actor Danny Glover! Sorry about that one movie you were in but that’s cool. It’s cool, Danny Glover.
Comment by vector_black — July 22 [2008] @ 9:17 AM
uhh its his 62 and as long as you arnt talking about Operation Dumbo Drop or Angels in the Outfield your ok
Comment by hahndog — July 22 [2008] @ 3:49 PM
It’s cool, Danny Glover.
Comment by vector_black — July 22 [2008] @ 5:02 PM
I prefer Predator 2 to the original.
Comment by wedge55 — July 22 [2008] @ 9:57 PM
One day we’ll have an embedded google lively room, and it’ll be awesome.
Comment by vector_black — July 23 [2008] @ 5:50 PM
some day you will get pas 0 percent on earth defense force even if i have to come up there and do it myself
Comment by hahndog — July 23 [2008] @ 11:04 PM
Happy birthday, Bindi Irwin!
Comment by vector_black — July 24 [2008] @ 9:28 AM
you guys are getting to the point where OA might update more frequently ;)
Comment by LadyGuardian — July 25 [2008] @ 11:50 AM
One update a month is all the Internet deserves!
Comment by wedge55 — July 25 [2008] @ 9:47 PM
i love you you finally got more then 0 percent gratz at life
Comment by hahndog — July 26 [2008] @ 12:27 PM
The comments are really where it’s at.
Comment by vector_black — July 26 [2008] @ 6:01 PM
My god if I get an xbox360 and xbox live can LadyGuardian and I have a voice cyber session? I can then die in peace.
Comment by Piyonugget — July 26 [2008] @ 7:00 PM
See?
Comment by vector_black — July 26 [2008] @ 10:47 PM
As usual, I’m left out of the voice cyber session. Thanks.
Comment by wedge55 — July 27 [2008] @ 12:07 PM
its ok ive got you covered always it probably wont be as good but the effort will be there
Comment by hahndog — July 27 [2008] @ 5:42 PM
Internet chat on the internet.
Comment by vector_black — July 31 [2008] @ 10:34 AM
well im glad that i was gone for a week and there was no change
Comment by hahndog — August 3 [2008] @ 4:00 PM
No, at least a hundred and fifty spam bots signed up in the forum during that time.
Comment by vector_black — August 3 [2008] @ 10:12 PM
Happy 64th birthday, Richard “Detective John Munch” Belzer of Homicide: Life on the Streets, The Beat, The Wire, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: Trial by Jury, Arrested Development, The X Files, and Sesame Street! It’s your birthday today! Wedge55 will now link to that one dude’s super-intricate St. Elsewhere matrix that tells us how everything works.
Comment by vector_black — August 4 [2008] @ 9:38 AM
Maybe tonight I’ll write some Bioshock impressions. Or maybe I’ll just spend my hour and a half of free time playing Crackdown.
WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?!
Comment by wedge55 — August 4 [2008] @ 2:57 PM
Make a new header image.
Comment by vector_black — August 4 [2008] @ 3:58 PM
have sex with your brother
Comment by hahndog — August 4 [2008] @ 9:25 PM
Neither of those were options.
Comment by wedge55 — August 5 [2008] @ 7:00 AM
making a new header image is always an option as far as sex with your bro he is better on tuesdays and fridays dont really know why but he just is
Comment by hahndog — August 6 [2008] @ 9:18 PM
Comment number 50.
Comment by wedge55 — August 7 [2008] @ 6:24 PM
08-08-08 at 8:08
Comment by vector_black — August 8 [2008] @ 8:08 AM
sexual Olympics healing
Comment by hahndog — August 8 [2008] @ 11:28 AM
I wonder if there’s a post in the archives about how much I hate the Olympics.
Comment by wedge55 — August 8 [2008] @ 6:29 PM
sounds like you should just make a new one considering this has 54 comments
Comment by hahndog — August 9 [2008] @ 10:39 AM
Both Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes died this weekend. I can’t help but think that if wedge55 posted more often, they would somehow still be alive.
Comment by vector_black — August 10 [2008] @ 6:34 PM
he should really post soon cause morgan freeman might be next and no one wants that
Comment by hahndog — August 12 [2008] @ 5:52 PM
Not even Morgan Freeman wants that.
Comment by vector_black — August 12 [2008] @ 8:45 PM
Maybe three posts this weekend! Hopefully one!
Comment by wedge55 — August 12 [2008] @ 9:03 PM
oh my god it will be like christmas or july 7th all over again
Comment by hahndog — August 13 [2008] @ 3:33 PM
Like a nice Easter brunch.
Comment by vector_black — August 14 [2008] @ 10:16 AM
LOL so commenting on my iPod touch lolz
Comment by hahndog — August 16 [2008] @ 4:04 AM
LOL looks like I’m not going to live up to my promise lolz
Comment by wedge55 — August 17 [2008] @ 3:15 PM
And that’s why this is still the best place on the internet.
The best.
Comment by vector_black — August 17 [2008] @ 4:16 PM
stuff and things
Comment by hahndog — August 18 [2008] @ 3:52 PM
I hope there’s at least one update in August.
Comment by wedge55 — August 18 [2008] @ 9:10 PM
hope /hoʊp/ –noun
1. the feeling that what is wanted can be had or that events will turn out for the best: to give up hope.
2. a particular instance of this feeling: the hope of winning.
3. grounds for this feeling in a particular instance: There is little or no hope of his recovery.
4. a person or thing in which expectations are centered: The medicine was her last hope.
5. something that is hoped for: Her forgiveness is my constant hope.
–verb (used with object)
6. to look forward to with desire and reasonable confidence.
7. to believe, desire, or trust: I hope that my work will be satisfactory.
–verb (used without object)
8. to feel that something desired may happen: We hope for an early spring.
9. Archaic. to place trust; rely (usually fol. by in).
—Idiom
10. hope against hope, to continue to hope, although the outlook does not warrant it: We are hoping against hope for a change in her condition.
Comment by hahndog — August 18 [2008] @ 9:34 PM
Where should I go for dinner tonight? I’m leaning towards Carl’s Jr.
Comment by wedge55 — August 20 [2008] @ 12:19 PM
dinnertime twitter update
Comment by vector_black — August 20 [2008] @ 6:32 PM