Each day I gather up my courage and open the vast wasteland that is my electronic mailbox, hoping against all hope that something might be waiting for me there. Just a little something, yes? No. Empty — so very empty.

So here’s the deal, my legion of screaming fans; it’s time to let vector_black know that you love him. Don’t be shy… just no l337. Please.

(vector_black fully realizes that it’s hopeless.)