Life among the grasses is a difficult and trying experience. Though the nirvana of higher karmic planes is dearly sought after by many, few realize the perils of such pursuits. For instance, little mention is made of predatory memes that stalk unwary souls deep in trance.

Not having evolved to live in higher energy states, humans who prematurely push themselves up into greater realms are especially vulnerable to creatures who call such places “home.” Yet, to become one with the grass, I must do precisely this. The primordial ’self’ of the grass resides at levels oft frequented by such memetic animals.

Those who insist on communing with the grass run the risk of returning to earthly planes an empty shell. However, the rewards of a good merge with the grass spirit can be immense. Especially if one values a healthy, green lawn.