I can do more than just complain, but it’s a lot less fun. Besides, I have precedence in my favor. Who am I to challenge the wisdom of the past?

Daily updates come to an end now, he said. I only have three (four) more weeks until graduation, and in that time I need to write six papers, take two midterms and five finals, and catch up on a large chunk of reading I’ve been joyfully ignoring. Should be thrilling.

In related news, I’ve recently discovered just how little effort is required to actually get a college education. If I had known I could put so little effort into so many classes and still come out on top I would have so long ago. And they say laziness doesn’t get you anything. Nobody really says that, though. ‘Twas a lie.

Other things I can lie about:

How not dumb I am
The size of my man rod
My blackness
The condition of my toes
Everything you’d expect me to lay on

P.S. The dreamers keep on dreaming.