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I finished playing through Conker’s Bad Fur Day again. Know what that means? A BFD Glory Guide is forthcoming. Soon you too will (hopefully) realize the best game for the Nintendo 64 was NOT made by Nintendo.

Also, take a look at this little article over at Nintendojo. I guess great minds think alike, although I also put Mario 64 and Mario Party responsible for defining the Nintendo 64’s existence, and I pray the Gamecube doesn’t become a survival-horror dumping ground. However, I do plan on buying both Resident Evil and Eternal Darkness. Damn me.

In more Nintendo related news, the big N claims that Super Mario Sunshine (now an official title) will be out in August, Starfox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet will be released in September, Metroid Prime will be available in October, and Zelda will arrive in Novemeber. Who do they think they’re kidding? Nintendo delays games more often than Blizzard does! However, if they do manage to pull this off, they will have no more major franchises to create new games for after only one year into their new console. Maybe we’ll actually see multiple Mario games for the first time since the originial NES (because Yoshi’s Island and Luigi’s Mansion don’t count).