After rocking harder than humanly possible and pulling an A, A, A, B+ for the last quarter, my cumulative GPA is now up to a 2.87. It’s a shame that juicy five credit A from Spanish 1 doesn’t count towards my GPA. With a little luck, I might just be able to counterbalance all those computer science, chemistry, and engineering courses I took over the first two years of college and end up with something marginally respectful. Of course, the real question stands: what, exactly, does one do with an English degree?