January 22 [2004]

Our Union, and the state of same

Filed under: Life — vector_black @ 1:05 AM

State of the Union — a good deal about terrorists, and how they’re teaming up to get us. But what I really came away with was the President’s powerful anti-steroid message. Kids, don’t do anabolic steroids!

(vector_black ingests ampoule)

9 Comments »

  1. And support the old people! THEY NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

    Comment by sugoimonkey — January 22 [2004] @ 4:54 AM

  2. Dear President Bush,

    I’m a 2/10-year-old boy with an unnaturally tight anus. In order to help my country, I’ve been offering sexual pleasure to low-income men who would otherwise be unable to afford it. But is that enough? Tell me, Mr. President, what I can do to help us win the war on terror.

    Comment by wedge55 — January 22 [2004] @ 10:27 AM

  3. I apologize.

    Comment by wedge55 — January 22 [2004] @ 10:28 AM

  4. I thought we agreed to avoid this kind of thing in the comments.

    Comment by vector_black — January 22 [2004] @ 10:50 AM

  5. Bush wants lower unemployment so he can tax more people. That’s why he gave more tax breaks the rich, so businesses will have more money to spend on hired workers. Unfortunately there’s corporate greed, so they’ll just pocket the money. And if Bush tries to raise the minimum wage, companies will just outsource to other countries where people will work for a few cents an hour.

    I don’t blame Bush for that. It seemed like he had good, though misguided, intentions. In a free economy, this was bound to happen. Especially when all the smart people go back to their respective countries. What I do blame him for is the huge bill the US has to pay after he leaves office.

    Comment by PawelMaji — January 22 [2004] @ 12:19 PM

  6. I think you’re missing the primary issue here: anabolic steroids.

    Comment by vector_black — January 23 [2004] @ 12:57 AM

  7. I liked how Bush gave a huge tax cut to the rich, then, when that didn’t help the economy, decided to try… another huge tax cut for the rich!

    Bold and visionary leadership.

    Comment by ShootMe — January 24 [2004] @ 11:56 PM

  8. Also: I propose we orchestrate a vast and elaborate treasure hunt through comments on months-old updates.

    Comment by ShootMe — January 25 [2004] @ 12:00 AM

  9. I second the motion.

    Comment by wedge55 — January 25 [2004] @ 2:45 PM

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