The Screen Savers

Subcategory> Martin Sargent: The Man, The Myth.

Style. Eloquence. These are the hallmarks of a Martin Sargent journalistic presentation. His keen analytical ability and incisive wit combined with far-reaching foresight turn each of his stories into a work of techno-literate art. The depth of his intellect and search engine prowess allow him to shed light on the dusty corners of the Internet to enlighten and entertain his devotees. I believe I speak for all of us when I say, “Well done, Martin, and keep up the excellent work!”

Plus he has mad skillzors in…. uh.. something. (vector spoke in l337! Kill him!)

On an unrelated note, most of the above paragraph was composed of lies. If I’m lucky, Morgan Webb or Megan Morrone will come and kick my ass. If I’m lucky.

(vector_black watches some shows religiously, and others not so much. This makes him unique among television-watching human beings)