We have all kinds of new and exciting things to keep you entertained during your stay with us here at The DORK Club. Most notably, a brand new article, from yours truly, titled His and His Circumstances: The Collected Works. Don’t let the title not fool you, the article’s nothing more than those disturbing pieces of slash fiction I’ve been writing lately, all bundled together in a tight little package, including the never before seen act with some slight alterations to the previous four acts. Fear not, for the original four acts are still hidden amongst this site’s previous updates in their wholly unaltered forms. See, unlike George Lucas, I pride myself on not mangling classic works of art, or in this case, filth.

Next up are six new Warcraft 3 replays. Soon I won’t even have a backlog of those things anymore. What will I do with my time once that happens? Answer: not much.

And finally, I’ve added two new links to the links page which I’m mentioning here only because it makes me feel productive. New links include (and are limited to) both Cockeyed.com and Sirlin.net, neither of which will steer you wrong.