I have some homework I need to be doing, so naturally I’m updating this site.

So I miscalculated and got to my statistics midterm a little early (half an hour early) and while waiting the conversation I was having with a guy waiting with me lead to him mentioning that his child, be it a male or female, will be trained to be a football star. I was thinking about this later and came up with an interesting thought. Why? After all, he sure failed in becoming a skilled football player, if he couldn’t do it (did he even try?) why should he feel the need for his child to do it? Perhaps I’d present these questions to him, if it weren’t for the fact that we’ll probably never talk to each other again. Besides, I don’t really care. Then again, for all you know, I could have made up the fact that the conversation ever took place, or the that I’m in a statistics class, or that I even have the ability to talk.

¡PRETEND TIME!
Let’s pretend this is a Blizzard (which my glossary will make a link) Fan Site and that the following has actually been brought to you throughout the day from various members of this site’s dedicated staff. (Note: this is only an excuse to allow me to discuss the upcoming changes to Diablo 2)

In an interview with The Diablo 2 Network Bill Roper announced that in the 1.10 patch for Diablo 2, which is expected in early July, not only will Blizzard be adding new rune words and cube recipes, but a new ladder as well. However, unlike previous ladder resets, all of the characters created for this ladder will be unable to play with characters created prior to the ladder’s reset. This means no tweaking or power leveling (but I’m sure we’ll have several level 99 characters in a matter of days). How this works exactly should be interesting to see, even though we’ll all be playing Warcraft 3 by then.

ATTENTION DORK CLUB STAFF MEMBERS
Do NOT post anything here on the 2nd or 3rd of May. I would e-mail you about this, but I’m here, and my ability to send electronic mail isn’t.

Tomorrow: LeadPipe’s Glorious Return