The DORK club is like a little gang on the web. Wedge55 is the “boss” of the gang, and Manatee is like a third hand attached inappropriately which continuously scribbles out entertaining missives. Wedge oversees the ritual beating of new initiates with bamboo switches and pixie sticks.

Piyonugget is like the prostitute off in the corner. Only, he can kill with well-aimed philosophy. Like a philosophy ninja ‘ho.

ShootMe is the Ogg/Vorbis guru and makes the gang’s pleasant music.

And me? I’m an idiot.

(vector_black shame recipe)