My previous update should have been titled “Sans Bob Skir” as he has fucked up far more modernizations of classic franchises (3) than Tim Burtin (1).

Well, the whole get-DSL-and-route-it-to-the-other-computers-in-the-house plan failed royally. I’m sure looking forward to uploading all 40 mbs of the brand-spankin new DORK Club web site on Wednesday using a 56k modem on AOL.