To suck (hella)
It went something like this:
LeadPipe: Puzzle Pirates if fun!
Wedge55: Warcraft 3 is fun!
LeadPipe: Are you on Battle.net?
Wedge55: No, but I can be!
LeadPipe: Let’s play!
Warcraft 3: Oops, fatal error!
Warcraft 3: Oops, fatal error! Again!
Wedge55: Hold on, I need to restart!
LeadPipe: Channel Pi!
*OMFG RESTART*
Microsoft: Bend over for us, please!
Wedge55: Okay!
Microsoft: No more Internet connection for you!
And so it will remain until my computer fixes itself.

I got stood up on battle.net. I feel abused.
Comment by LeadPipe — January 26 [2004] @ 3:25 PM
Microsoft wouldn’t say a thing like that. And neither would Warcraft 3, for that matter.
Comment by vector_black — January 26 [2004] @ 7:03 PM
Yummy?
Men!
Comment by Piyonugget — January 28 [2004] @ 9:13 PM