Like every other .com blog that dreams of being something more, The DORK Club fills its pages with video game content you can just as easily find from a thousand other sources. Generally, this takes the form of poorly written and even more poorly edited video game reviews. On a website! How novel.

PC - Gaming's favorite dying platform.

DEFCON: Everybody Dies
If you widdle an RTS down to its most minimal essence, do you still have a fun game? No, but it's worth playing just the same.

The Orange Box
Gabe Newell crams so much content into a single package, you won't mind paying for two games you already own.

Titan Quest and Titan Quest: Immortal Throne
A wholly satisfying experience that meets the lofty expectations of the post-Diablo 2 action RPG. Just don't expect to play it online. Or more than once.

Nintendo DS - First tier third pillar

Contra 4
Someday WayForward will stop developing licensed garbage and just work on games like this and Shantae. And it will be good.

Picross DS
Print is dead, but Picross manages to combine the best elements of Sudoku and a crossword puzzle so well, it deserves a spot in every newspaper just the same.

Super Mario 64 DS
A game so good, you don't even need decent controls to enjoy it.

Playstation 2 - Proof Ken Kuturagi was once (slightly) sane.

Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter
What a beautiful way to kill a franchise.

Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires
Hey, you got Romance of the Three Kingdoms in my Dynasty Warriors!

Final Fantasy X-2
The most artistically sound Final Fantasy ever created. Seriously.

God Hand
A celebration of the arcade beat 'em up that's better than the whole damn genre.

Gradius V
Not much different than Gradius I-IV, but given Treasure's penchant for needless innovation, that's more impressive than it sounds.

Odin Sphere
A game so pretty, you'll hate to hate it.

We <3 Katamari
The last great game in the Katamari series, unfortunately.

GameCube - Half a Wii, no duct tape.

Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean
As a PC game with a mod that removed all dialogue, cutscenes, and story elements, Baten Kaitos would be a fantastic game.

Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Large, semi-spherical objects don't lend themselves well to precision platforming in three dimensions.

Killer7
Messy. Uneven. Art.

Super Mario Sunshine
One of the best games on the GameCube; one of the worst games in the Mario series.

Game Boy Advance - Nickelodeon fans' console of choice.

Astro Boy: Omega Factor
A love letter to a small, robotic boy from a developer that loves 2D action.

Trite Top 10 Lists - Because they're easy to produce

The Top 10 Video Game Credit Sequences... OF ALL TIME
Because white text scrolling over a black background is boring.

The Top 10 Video Game Mods... OF ALL TIME
And they're not all multiplayer first-person shooters, either.