These days you cannot turn on the TV without seeing a woman humping a thing. Be it a man, a woman, a hermaphrodite, or a beer bottle, she is definitely going to be humping something. She will have giant breasts. They may be on display, or she may be veiling them slightly behind some kind of a tight shirt.

Do you know what I think is sexy? Picture a sweet faced young lady with hair of a sensible length, styled so as to accentuate her eyes. In her hair is a simple red ribbon.

Her simple, welll balanced figure is being hugged in the correct places by a simple, but elegant dress. But not hugged too tightly.

She has applied her make up carefully. Only the slightest bit of foundation, the tiniest bit of blush.

And maybe some slutty lipstick.