As some of you already know, I equate Vanilla Coke to a holy fluid produced from God himself (pick an orifice). Well, now it seems that Pepsi, unable to allow Coke to hold a monopoly over the vanilla-flavored cola market, recently released their own vanilla soft drink called Pepsi Vanilla (not to be confused with Vanilla Coke). I was lucky enough to have an opportunity to taste test this new drink and found it to be both “lame” and “hermaphroditic,” as the kids say. I think the problem lies in the fact that some Pepsi higher-up forgot to include the vanilla, and the Pepsi, as the drink tastes like generic flat cola combined with the alluring aftertaste of an old shoe. No joke. If nothing else, it is better than Crystal Pepsi. And the Virtual Boy.

What the above paragraph fails to mention is that the links page – yes, this links page – has been updated. New additions include, and are limited to, Casa del Juego (which seems to be down at the moment) and Kobun Heat, while both Sirlin.net and Transformers World’s Worst have been voted off the island. I don’t need to explain myself to you. And while our beloved links have undergone some slight remodeling, I’ve still yet to apply a super-cool gimmick to the page and thus make it more interesting than a big list of sites coupled with REZONZ WHY THEIR TIGHT. So, uh… that’s something.

As always, I readily accept story submissions for use as motivational speeches.