Not quite Christmas yet, so this is still allowed. “This” being whatever I’m about to produce.

Here’s a fun game I like to play sometimes. I call it: “I Don’t Know HTML Or How To Properly Use Photoshop.” All you, the dorkclub.com reader with nothing better to do on Christmas Eve than visit this obscure webspace, have to do is look at the puke-green on puke-beige background of this site and try to find all four distinct (non-gray) colors. According to the HTML tags I used, two of them are CCE-389 and EEEEB2. According to Photoshop (7.0), the other two are CCE-389 and EEEEB2. Hurray for continuity.

Also: all you Windows XP owners can hold down your right shift key for eight seconds in order to trigger the FilterKeys dialogue and enjoy what has to be the most terrifying sound in existence.

Totally not updating for the sake of updating.