For the first time in DORK Club history I have actually delivered on my promises. Does this mark the beginning of a new Wedge55? I doubt it. Folks, even if you’ve read the old Eternal Darkness review, which I know you haven’t, I would suggest you read the updated version as well. Only three sentences survived the update. It’s really a whole different beast. Oh, and just to warn you, it’s filled with a lot of bad jokes. Bad jokes which should never be repeated again. Just thought I should apologize ahead of time.

(Wedge55 secretly wants to be vector_black)